I got sent this right now, so here we are....

42 RATE GUD QUESTIONS 2 ANSWER AN PUT ON MYSPACE

^ 42 lol, duglas adams!

1. what is ur name?
Bryan

2. what is ur middle name?
Which one?

3. wht is ur uncles name?
Which one?

4. how old r u?
22

5. crispy or burnt?
What?

6. linoleum or tarmac?
Linoneum??

7. have u got a b/f / g/f?
You mean, a tranny?

8. wht is there name?
Where name?

9. there uncles name?
Where uncles name?

10. who would win in a fight- Godzilla or jack bauer?
Who is jack bauer?

11. who would win in a fight- jack bauer or ur mom (lmao ur mum is godzilla!)
Who is jack bauer?

12. how many cans of carlsberg export can u drink?
Depends.

13. what is ur shoe size?
10 or 11.

14. whats thi best religion (gods)?
Define "best".

15. have u read a book in the last 8 years- if yes skip to 17.
Yes.

16. r u an illiterate fuckwit?
Yes.

17. whas ur favourite industrial grade uranium fuel rod regulation algorithim?
Beige.

18. whos jeff?
From Akbar & Jeff fame?

19. how many underwears do u have in ur drawer?
"Underwear" is a collective noun.

20. how many underwears do u have on person?
What person? Also, "underwear" is a collective noun.

21. how many underwears doi u have on uver ppl?!
Huh? Furthermore, "underwear" is a collective noun.

22. how many underwears r soiled?
What? In the world?

23. how many underwars r soiled by uver PPL!!?!
My underwear is not soiled, therefore any soiled underwear is someone else's.

24. do you likeeminem?
I do.

25. do u like popular muisic? If yes skip to 28.
Yes.

26. Italian/french/germain/other opera?
No.

27. describe in 400 words thi themes n morals Giamocco Puccini was trying to shiow when he wrot e the opoera gianni schicchi an why he based the protagonist (who the opera is named fr) on a guy from Dante's work an stuff

You're quite knowledgeable on the topic of opera for an illiterate, aren't you?

28. how many frieds u got?
I have one packet of chips in my freezer. Its contents are not yet fried.

29. how mny close frieds?
None are presently in my proximity.

30. would u do any of them?
Do? You mean make? Make them into what?

31. even the men?
Even the men. How does one even men? What?

32. any good at school?
Who? You? The even men?

33. did u do anyhting morally backwrds 2 get the grades u needed?
Define "morally backwards"

34. if u did i've prolly seen it on the intrneyt
No, you haven't.

35. have you watched tv in the last 2 days
No.

36. did u see the weather forecast?
No.

37. who was presentin it?
The weatherman.

38. whos' ur fav weather presenter?
I don't watch telly.

39. wht do u think of Michael Fish?
Any relation?

40. wht do u think of Michael Moore?
I don't.

41 wht do u think of Michael Moore doing Fishing?
It depends on if Fishing doesn't mind being done.

41.b. wht do u think of Michael Fish doing Mooreing (a boat)?
So long as he doesn't talk about it in public, I don't mind.

41.c. wht do u tihnk of Michael Fish DOING Michael Moore (lol!)
Doing? Making?

42. if a terrorist bust into ur home and held you and ur family at gunpoint and said that he was going to rape ur family then make them hav sex with each other then he was goin 2 shit on them an then kill them and then shoot u in the knee caps then rape u then finally kill you UNLESS you were to insert a chocolate bar up ur anus..… what chocolate bar would u choose?
I'ld smash his face in with the wok whilst he was explaining the above.

once u have read this u have teh curse of uncle bulgaira of the wombles an the curse only lieves u when u pass this message on to 6 more people. If u do that then uncle B will protect you an u will never get STDs so u never need a condom again exept to stop teh babies. if u don't pass this 2 at least 6 ppl then thi next time u buy marks n spencers sushi it will taste rly bad. Rly.